Resident Chiphead

The San Francisco Chronicle kind of thinks so…

Irrefutable evidence came to Palo Alto on Friday.

It was brown and fuzzy and looked very much like irrefutable evidence of a man in a gorilla suit.

But it wasn’t, said two Georgia hikers in baseball caps who rented a hotel meeting room to tell the world that they had found the dead body of the creature known as Bigfoot.

The hikers - Matt Whitton and Rick Dyer - found the body, they said, on a hiking trip about two weeks ago in northern Georgia. Unfortunately, they said, it was not possible to show the actual body. It’s in an icebox at an undisclosed location, awaiting a necropsy by a prestigious molecular biologist to be named later.

But the hikers did present three photographs of their find. The clearest one looked like a man in a gorilla suit.

The fuzziest one - the one that looked like a banana inside a tortilla - depicted what Whitton said was Bigfoot’s jaw. That photograph was airtight proof of the existence of something that looked like a banana inside a tortilla.